Surely the first question is who signed off this programme?
This is surely the first parking garage in history to be regularly rented out for parties.
Surely the first thing that successful businesses should do is love their customers?Really?
Surely the first question is: why write about a serial killer at all?
(This is surely the first Shaw play that quotes Snoop Dogg).
Surely the first task of a journalist is to make things easy for the reader.
He was surely the first pop artist to tell his audience things it didn't want to hear.
It is also surely the first ever Store Wars where the writer isn't alone in photographing the exterior.
But one thing: surely the first driver would surely have been expecting an American, rather than Calum?
Moreover, the dreamers have to accept that the Palestine Authority has yet to declare statehood and such a declaration is surely the first requirement of all.
"Modern Family" is surely the first family comedy that incorporates its own hashtag of simultaneous self-analysis directly into the storyline.
