The experience of motherhood has become as airbrushed as the thighs of a supermodel in a glossy magazine.
The rose-pink cover features a pouty blond supermodel in a slinky, revealing gown that is a long way from the local fashions.
The finest moment came at the end, when Lagerfeld shared his victory lap with the heads of his ateliers, rather than a supermodel in a wedding dress.
A Kia commercial was notable for a plot that was stuffed with the usual elements to appeal to male viewers, like a supermodel in a bikini, only to end with the man at the center of the story ending up with, gasp, his own wife!
A white supermodel in a kimono is NOT diversity.
If you want to feel jealous of a supermodel in a New York loft apartment with her own deep fat fryer, eating delicious chicken, then this is the show for you.
Huckabee tries painting Trump as a thrice-married, materialistic, whoremongering apostate, but is then followed by a TV ad for a 1,400-calorie 1,400-caloriebeing hawked by a large-breasted supermodel in a bikini, followed by a beer ad and a cheeseburger
"Put a chocolate cake on the table next to a dieter, a pack of cigarettes on the table next to a smoker, or a supermodel in a room with pretty much anybody, and we would expect them to have a bit more trouble on whatever they're supposed to be doing".
