While there's nothing completely earth shattering, it all comes together into what feels like a super polished, super-thought-out experience.
Not a super cheerful thought here in the midst of a rainy Chicago spring, but it would solve some things if it were true.
And consider all the wonderful things you could be doing with that time in your life if it wasn't for those super-glued thoughts.
A program like Eugene, though relatively crude, theoretically brings us closer to the reality imagined in films like Spike Jonze's Her — of human-like digital counterparts that can speak unbroken English, pass as human adults, and understand the conversations they are having — rather than an emergent "singularity" determined by the whims of super-human computer thought.
In an uproarious mash-up, the appliance-gone-wrong ingests a squirrel, which it quickly regurgitates, minus some fur but empowered with the gift of thought and super-squirrel strength.
The thought of super-efficient Dell doing to handhelds what it did to the PC industry by driving the margins of its competitors into the ground is enough to give execs at Palm, Handspring and Hewlett-Packard nightmares.
"It was super obvious we were thinking the same thoughts, so we shook hands and decided let's get going," Christensen says.
"Now that the Patriots have won the Super Bowl, there's the thought that just possibly the Red Sox could slay the Yankee dragon," said Maureen Heywood, 37, of Roxbury.
But one unwelcome guest intruded at a nail-biting Super Bowl XLV: the nagging thought that Sunday's season finale might just be the last National Football League game played in calendar 2011.
The Super Furries, smiling at the thought of selling Don Henley a duff tank Ask Gruff Rhys a question and you'll have time to make a cup of tea before hearing the answer.
If you ever struggle to think what to buy your partner for their birthday, then spare a thought for the super rich.
