There, the immense temple of the Greek goddess Artemis (twin sister of the super-god Apollo) was said to soar "as high as the clouds".
"Between Aphrodite (or Venus, as the Romans called her), her boyfriends (including the Greek hunk Adonis), her son (Eros, called Cupid by the Romans) and her father (the super-god Zeus), there's something here for everyone," a local saying goes.
We had the musical super-god Pharrell on stage, then Coldplay who scooped the "Best Band" prize for me to Kasabian, Kings of Leon, Jake Bugg, Rita Ora, Tinie Tempah, Lorde and One Direction.
And if you can, you are unlikely to be as good as Eminem, who even in a scripted approximation of the real thing comes across as touched by the hand of a sarcastic, super-articulate God.
"To this day people say: 'You did Super Mario Bros? Oh God … ' It was 20 years ago, but it's still there.
In his painting Superman and the Super Dogs Find God in the Asteroid Belt (2016), the shiny blue suits of Superman and his dogs glow against a bright orange space while God is a bright green cyclops on a cross.
Of course, I never asked for a computer – I wanted a Super Nintendo or, God help me, some sort of Sega thing – but my elderly parents had decided that video games corrupt young minds and that computer games are so much more intellectual.
Of course, you have to wonder why we snicker about boys being boys when we learn of young males being treated by Wall Street firms or public companies to nights at strip clubs, all-expenses-paid trips to Las Vegas, weekends at the Super Bowl or God knows what else.
Thank god super helpful websites like, How To Create A Blog exist, for those out there who are even less tech savvy than I am.
I don't know why, but I felt like a super power or God, as some of us call him, was talking to me.
Hippie Hollow Of course, if naked hippies are your thing, you can't beat Hippie Hollow, which is a natural swimming hole where rules governing public indecency have been suspended since "hippie" meant "super hot sex god" and not "smelly dude with a gray ponytail".
