The 81-year-old grizzled Directress, who created this school nearly 50 years ago, greeted us in a stained Ralph's Supermarket T-shirt, sans bra, climbing out of her PT Cruiser.
Only slightly better are the slew of unconventional Christmas films (Bad Santa, Rare Exports, and this year's A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas) that greet us each winter, but it's easy to subvert a genre with gore and bad language, far harder to create something that appeals to families.
News greets us this week of yet another triumphant milestone for LGBTQ+ rights, with the casting of Disney's "first openly gay character" (tell that to Ursula from The Little Mermaid), in Jungle Cruise, a film loosely based on a rollercoaster.
Today, it is François Hollande who greets us.
But the warmth and friendliness with which you greet us today and the Viking ship show us that, luckily, it has all been forgiven".
When James Brown's children and I brought his body back to Harlem from Georgia after his untimely death in 2006, tens of thousands greeted us in the streets upon our arrival.
The ride will take place September 21-25, starting in Fortuna, California (near Eureka), and finishing in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco at New Belgium Brewery's Tour de Fat celebration where more than 6,000 bike lovers will greet us.
And the peculiar charisma of Louise Esposito, one of the owners, who greeted us just past 10 p.m. by announcing that she was out of clean napkins and on the precipice of "a panic attack".
When my husband and I arrived to visit the First White House yesterday, a jovial white man greeted us on the porch.
Then, at the door of their gingerbread-cute yet massive home, the entire family greeted us with a Christmas yodel.
Wild and magnificent, this ancient sculpture (pictured) which was found by fishermen off the coast of Sicily in 1998, greets visitors to "Bronze" at London's Royal Academy of Arts.
