Printed texts are coated from floor to ceiling in zingy green and white, but while the font suggests headlines, what we get is existential angst.
To illustrate that point, he said the suggested headlines are usually phrases pulled from the articles that seem particularly "intense" and have been translated into "headlinese": "It's not as artificial as you would think".
Wendy Henry shouted "Gotcha!" not as a suggested headline but as a spontaneous reaction, the kind of black joke common to every newspaper office.
9.12pm BST 66 min: Hats off Nick Shearer for this suggested headline: "Auf Wiedersehen, Pep?" 9.12pm BST 65 min: Real still keeping Bayern at bay with ease.
Wendy Henry shouted "Gotcha!", not as a suggested headline but as a spontaneous reaction, the kind of black joke common to every newspaper office.
One suggested headline: "Exclusive: Google Is A Teenager, Erratic Profits Due To Teenage Crisis!" But my personal favorite was: "Google Refuses To Come Downstairs For Dinner, Cites Missed Expectations".
Suggest headlines that include phrases like "As You've Never Seen Him Before," or "Opens Up... Finally!" This will help convince everyone that privacy came with the job description and is not, in fact, a deep-seated part of your personality.
The mode of his dismissal on Tuesday, coupled with a recent lean trot with the bat, suggests he headlines the list of incumbents facing the axe.
Journalist Marcy Wheeler suggested that headlines lamenting the bill's failure should be changed to: "Congress responds to devastating hack by pushing bill that wouldn't help".
Headlines suggesting I used a banned substance were false and hurtful.
