Its real name is Premier Lane; and from what we've heard at night, as the sounds of slurping and sucking blow up to our balcony, those are some premier ten-buck blow jobs.
Why is this better than, say, a suck-blow straw interface or an eye-tracking system?
In the course of that epic odyssey, I made the following entry in my notebook: "The wind sucks and blows.
By sucking and blowing on the straws in her specially adapted boat she was able to adjust the sails and tiller of the boat.
Using advanced technology allowing her to steer and control the sails by sucking and blowing through plastic straws, she sailed alone with a support team only helping her into and out of her boat, Me Too.
And a poser from Torun Bala for you: "In football, especially with Liverpool, we count the Kop End fans as the twelfth man, sucking or blowing the football into the opposition's net.
The reeds are situated so that one responds to inhalation and the other to exhalation, or, more simply, responds to sucking and blowing.
"To paraphrase Bart Simpson, it achieves the impossible by both sucking and blowing at the same time".
Carriages would have been sucked or blown a distance of three-quarters of a mile (about 1 km) from Great Scotland Yard to Waterloo Station, travelling through wrought-iron tubes laid in a trench at the bottom of the Thames.
So naturally when a show comes out (on HBO, the BEST CABLE NETWORK EVER) that is actually just called Girls, women from across the land are going to be tripping over themselves at the chance to say how and why it sucks and blows because really, what do women hate MORE than seeing another young woman succeed at something?
Do this with your shop vac by alternatively sucking, then blowing, all the jets.
