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such a crap
Grammar usage guide and real-world examplesUSAGE SUMMARY
The phrase "such a crap" is not correct in standard written English.
The correct expression would be "such crap" without the article "a." Example: "I can't believe you would say such crap about the project."
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Exact Expressions
7 human-written examples
I was always such a crap Geordie.
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Not such a crap day after all.
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On falling from second to third: It's such a crap shoot.
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I'm glad you turned up on such a crap day," says the voice through the headphones.
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Although she has moved two plays to Broadway -- a revival of the Greek tragedy "Electra" in 1998, and her own "Having our Say" in 1995 -- Ms. Mann still described the process as "such a crap shoot".
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But Spock would never have such a crap tattoo.
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Supporters of the legislation say that the Mississippi cases and their settlement demonstrates why the system is such a crap-shoot.
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While Mr. Ritholtz would have us believe that his assurance as to the quality of the government's case is based on some inside knowledge provided by his friends at the SEC, such a suggestion is pure crap and stated only for the purpose of making us believe that he is some 'special player' that we should all be listening to with rapt attention.
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I was heavily dug into a phase of pretension at the time all my friends started getting into it, and made such a fuss about how crap and self-congratulatory it was that I couldn't ever sign up, even years later when, at times, I imagine I could have enjoyed it.
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This is made extremely simple with the use of a program such as Crap Cleaner (see below).
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If you get through such an event without crapping your pants or drinking excessively, I congratulate you.
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Expert writing Tips
Best practice
Avoid using "such a crap" in formal writing. Opt for more grammatically correct and professional alternatives like "such nonsense" or "complete rubbish".
Common error
The phrase "such a crap" incorrectly includes the article "a" before the noun. The correct form is "such crap". For instance, instead of saying "That's such a crap idea", say "That's such crap".
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Linguistic Context
The phrase is used as an adjectival phrase modifying a noun, expressing a negative evaluation or dismissal of something as worthless or nonsensical. Ludwig indicates that the construction is grammatically incorrect.
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Ludwig's WRAP-UP
In summary, the phrase "such a crap" is considered grammatically incorrect. Ludwig's analysis suggests that the correct form is "such crap", without the article "a". While it aims to express strong disapproval, alternatives like ""such rubbish"" or ""utter nonsense"" are more appropriate for formal contexts. The phrase's register is informal, making it unsuitable for professional or academic use. It's essential to avoid this construction in formal writing and opt for more grammatically sound alternatives.
More alternative expressions(6)
Phrases that express similar concepts, ordered by semantic similarity:
such rubbish
Replaces "crap" with a British English synonym, maintaining the negative connotation but sounding slightly more polite.
absolute rubbish
Combines "absolute" for emphasis with "rubbish", a British English term for nonsense, maintaining a similar level of informality.
total garbage
Emphasizes the worthlessness of something, using a different synonym for "crap" that is still informal.
complete hogwash
Uses "hogwash", a more colorful and emphatic term for nonsense, increasing the intensity slightly.
pure baloney
Uses a slang term, "baloney", to express disbelief or disapproval, providing a more lighthearted alternative.
total bunk
Replaces "crap" with "bunk", another informal term for nonsense or falsehoods.
unadulterated garbage
Emphasizes the pure and unmixed nature of the garbage, reinforcing the idea that something is completely worthless.
utter nonsense
Replaces "crap" with a more formal term for something meaningless or untrue, increasing the level of formality.
sheer poppycock
Replaces "crap" with "poppycock", an old-fashioned term for nonsense, adding a touch of vintage flair.
complete waste
Focuses on the wasted effort or resources associated with something, shifting the emphasis slightly.
FAQs
Is "such a crap" grammatically correct?
No, "such a crap" is grammatically incorrect. The correct phrase is "such crap" without the article "a".
What can I say instead of "such a crap"?
You can use alternatives like "such rubbish", "utter nonsense", or "total garbage" depending on the context.
Which is correct, "such a crap" or "such crap"?
"Such crap" is the correct and grammatically sound phrase. "Such a crap" includes an unnecessary article.
How can I use the phrase "such crap" in a sentence?
You can use "such crap" to express disbelief or disapproval, for example: "I can't believe you're spreading such crap about me."
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Table of contents
Usage summary
Human-verified examples
Expert writing tips
Linguistic context
Ludwig's wrap-up
Alternative expressions
FAQs
Source & Trust
60%
Authority and reliability
1.5/5
Expert rating
Real-world application tested