And while title insurance and escrow accounts do not seem like the stuff of white-knuckle drama, the legal adventures that gave rise to the San Diego cases would keep "Law & Order" rolling for months.
- Speaking of pastors gone bad, down in Florida one of them tried to commit suicide by stuffing a bunch of white pills down his throat immediately after a jury found him guilty of a bunch of kiddie-diddling.
- Speaking of pastors gone bad, down in Florida one of them tried to commit suicide by stuffing a bunch of white pills down his throat, immediately after a jury found him guilty of a bunch of kiddie-diddling.
Machines that, when he was growing up, were the stuff of men in white coats poring over punched paper tape and whirring, tape-recorder style reels in sealed, air-conditioned rooms are, thanks to Jobs, sleek hand-held devices that slip into handbags – wallets in the next couple of years, no doubt.
Beginners and advanced skiers are being hardest hit by the lack of white stuff.
"I scraped it and it was certainly soap but there were these streaks of white stuff in between.
Behind them, more drops of white stuff - or perhaps the planets themselves - start falling into the bouncy white surface, revealing it to be milk.
There were also shortages of snow, with organisers of the legendary Iditarod resorting to importing truckloads of white stuff for the start of the dog sled race.
But after realising the wrap of white stuff you've just spent £50 on is actually 0.6g of scouring powder, what recourse do you have?
Mona and Mary have gone out without their mittens, and Michael, Matthew and Mark are out in the dark, despite 4.572 metres of white stuff being on the ground.
