But he found that the cats killed for sport, even when they were so stuffed from feasting on prey that they practically waddled.
For the best approximation of a classic Anglo Christmas feast: Stuff it.
Zeppoleme Inspired by the sugar-dusted treats that are the stuff of Italian feast days, Zeppoleme, in its sixth month, has found a sweet spot with its crushed-Oreo zeppole.
The premise was simple, if undoubtedly hard to set up: take a small group of terminally ill people and allow them to spend the "last" – it's a movable feast, stuff happens – six months of their lives in a rather nice country home with each other, far from the beseeching and sometimes spurious "care" delivered by supposed friends and family.
That was the BBQ meat feast stuffed crust, its doughy edges suppurating with cheap cheese, at 2,872 calories.
Tesco's stuffed crust cheese feast takeaway pizza had the most salt of any supermarket-bought one, at 7.2g, while the Co-op's Loved By Us feta, olive and chargrilled vegetable pizza had the least, at just 2.4g.
Extrapolating from figures for that BBQ meat feast stuffed crust monstrosity, the cheeseburger crust has north of 120 grams of fat; the recommended daily limit for men is 95 grams.
Its peak fruiting season is from April to July, and howler monkeys, three-toed sloths, umbrella birds and giant tambaqui fish come to stuff themselves at the feast.
The next two evenings, you have leftovers, only excitingly done, not just bubble and squeak; the fourth night, there is a seasonal recipe that is generally pretty quick; night five you prepare a feast using stuff from your larder; and on the sixth night, you make double quantities of something and freeze half of it.
It's a big feast of stuff".
