By Andy Borowitz May 12 , 2015Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening life on Earth.
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) — Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
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One strain of British cryptics, in fact, owes much of its flavour and its sense of fun-within-rules to the classics class.
We show here that in the caveolin-1 negative FRT cells, inclusions of each of the above chlamydial strains in fact acquired caveolin-2.
Strikingly, each of the three previously described TCR-tg mouse strains in fact recognize different forms of the CII(260-270) epitope, where the Vα11.1/Vβ8.3-tg mouse [ 4], the Vα11.1/Vβ8.2-tg mouse [ 5] and the Vβ12-tg mouse [ 6] respond to the nonmodified [ 4], the hydroxylated [ 7] and the galactosylated [ 8] CII(260-270) peptide, respectively.
Karyotyping of WS34/70 cultures indicated that supposedly pure commercial cultures of this strain are, in fact, composed of several karyotypic variants (42).
In fact, the strain of not getting them may be what kills us.
