You get your ticket, bathrobe and towel, leave your shoes and step upstairs to the mezzanine.
Young musicians may step upstairs to the musical instruments galleries, home to dreamy, fancifully decorated antique violins, pianos, guitars, lutes, trumpets and saxophones, as well as traditional African drums and Indian sitars.
Jefferies told BBC Scotland he would have felt uncomfortable stepping upstairs and working with the man who replaced him - and accepting a position while assistant Billy Brown was leaving the club.
"I think it's a lack of education from the guys upstairs, the board members who seem to think that black players are OK to go and play for their club, but when it comes to managing or stepping upstairs into the boardroom, that might be a problem.
Say, for example, "There's a flight of steps going upstairs directly to your left," not just, "There are steps over there".
(Woe to him who put his foot on the first step leading upstairs).
First, I lugged a vacuum and a step stool upstairs, filled one bucket with warm water and loaded my supplies into the other.
"The recording industry is in an absolute shambles right now," he said in the green room, a few steps from his upstairs office, which was once a hayloft.
"Doing the kind of work you do, I don't imagine you can afford the extras," she said, as they climbed a set of steps off the upstairs hallway.
Step inside and upstairs, past the strip joint and the peep show, and the cut-price approach shows.
