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They suggested a pile of steaming shit.
Surely we've all dreamed of that one moment in a parallel universe where we stand up at our desks, throw shit at our obnoxious coworkers, then leave a big pile of steaming shit on our boss's desk.
As the Senate bill languishes, it's worth looking back at those alternatives to understand the debates we could have been having for the past few months and why we wound up (and are probably stuck) with the steaming shit pile we have now.
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So I'm taking down all these jars and biting my tongue and scooping this shit out onto the scales behind the counter, and she's being a big steaming shit-bag about it, standing there with her hands on her hips and ordering me around with shit like, "OI, THAS TOO MUCH.
Brautigan is a high stylist; his lines can be astonishing and have neon-grade memorability … "I sounded as if I had stepped in a wheelbarrow-sized pile of steaming dragon shit" … "she opened her purse which was like a small autumn field and near the fallen branches of an old apple tree, she found her keys" … "The way he lit a cigar was like an act of history".
I felt like God Himself had cursed me by placing a cloak of steaming hot shit around my white bones.
- Your troubled younger cousin's favorite fashion brand Forever 21 has yet again stepped in a huge, steaming pile of shit by releasing clothes deemed to be racially insensitive.
In many ways, the pause between the syllables in the word "stop," which Byrne mangles into "STAH….PUUUUHH," so close to the mic that he might as well be licking your inner ear canal, is my equivalent of chowing down on a steaming portion of Andouillette the shit-smelling French dish that looks like a condom stuffed with regurgitated innards.
Steaming ahead?
Steaming, absolutely steaming.
Understand steaming.
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