I'm relieved everything is so hunky dory in the health service that he can spare the time to kvetch about what Vicky Pryce puts on her stationery but I suspect the "vast majority of the public" are more scandalised by dodgy hospital death rates.
Even when I taught during financial "good times", our school struggled to keep the roof together – literally – and stationery purchases were stingy.
I dressed as his obsessive-compulsive attitude to stationery acquisition.
If there's a general lesson to be drawn from this I don't think it's to keep a Wii console in the stationery cupboard along with the paperclips and envelopes.
After the money's spent, all that remains of the experience is pilfered stationery and the scent of Jo Malone bubblebath.
Their relationship was consummated in November 2007, in the stationery cupboard, as Gerry kept watch.
Here are five things we learned – stationery tips aside, of course.
Negotiations required thousands of miles of plane trips to about dozen cities, countless lunches and dinners, several attorneys and a piece of stationery from a Brussels motel.
A prisoner and known grass caught them kissing in the stationery cupboard.
Leigh co-founded Cavendish Corporate Finance, which co-ordinated the sale of the stationery firm Smythson, where Samantha Cameron works.
Many of the 1m retail outfits serve as tax dodges for pensioners who sell a few items of stationery or snacks from their front room.
