At stall after stall, manned by eager staff, companies sell films such as Attack of the Killer Donuts and Selfie from Hell.
Steelworks steel band will be playing, there will be a prize draw and a home-made cake stall manned by mima Friends, talks about the gallery's popular current exhibition, What Friends have done for Middlesbrough.
At sidewalk markets, there'll be a stall selling vegetables, a stall selling old school books and then a stall manned by a ratty looking guy in a tracksuit with a tattooed face selling knock-off SS paraphernalia. .
After prayers, at the back of the complex, I found a row of stalls manned by Egyptian and Indian immigrants selling tea and food.
But the fast action is still at the stalls, manned by farm boys in feed caps, selling curds and curds alone for three bucks a bag.
Packed with aharn tham sung (made-to-order) stalls manned by skilful wok cooks, noodle vendors, dessert carts and the occasional porridge shop, Saphan Lueng rivals Chinatown, but without all the tourists.
Here in the United States, I don't hesitate to use an empty single-stall men's room if the women's room has a line, which it always does.
One stall was manned by men and women celebrating the 35th year of their graduation from a local high school.
As I pass one stall, a man thrusts a small box into my hand containing a "sinus rinse" starter kit.
I was the only one at the stall, the man behind the counter was so friendly and enthusiastic, I panicked and – bam – budget blown.
