"Slapstick comedy, double entendres, an amazing cast and even a Corden xylophone solo amounts to staggering value for money and a proper old-fashioned giggle," declares its mighty Bizarre column.
You might want to dismiss the Wag fashion and beauty industry as being a bit fluffy, and nowhere near as serious or important as football, but you can't dismiss the staggering value it has to the economy.
As for Munch, his art has hit staggering auction values in the same era that he has become the favourite of art thieves.
Severe though it may seem, the recent softening of Internet stocks can only be understood in light of the staggering market value that has been added to the sector in the past few years.
Shares in the iPhone maker have fallen from $132.97 in July to $94.95 today, meaning its stock market value has shrunk by a staggering $210 billion in value.
The price would represent a staggering drop in value for The Globe, which The Times bought in 1993 for $1.1 billion, among the highest prices paid for an American newspaper.
In the end, it was Mr Gates's greater need to crush Netscape than AOL that gave Mr Case the chance to do a deal to get the AOL icon equal billing with MSN on the Windows desktop.For all its dominance, its brand power and its staggering $20 billion market value, there is still something fragile-seeming about AOL.
Yet he acknowledged: "the dollar has fallen a staggering 86percentt in value since 1965, when I took over management of Berkshire.
The lifting of the ban will go a great way to growing China's already staggering gaming market value, which is estimated to reach over $22 billion this year.
Like all the foods associated with Passover, the hard-boiled or roasted egg has been invested with a staggering array of symbolic values.
