For much of its first hour, Mad Dogs US seems overly preoccupied with underlining the tension between its leads in thick marker pen, making it seem less like a high-octane thriller and more like a sulky stag night.
The last word must go to dastardly Didrich himself, Pilou Asbæk, who I interviewed on the side of a Scottish mountain last week where he's been filming new BBC2 comedy Stag.
Ash's only escape is his lonely mountain running, training to be the stag boy in the annual Stag Chase.
On Saturdays, hen and stag dos roll in from early morning.
Conchita coverage hasn't been as bad as I'd feared; certainly better than what ensued when a trans woman nearly died after being attacked by a stag earlier this year.
Gascoigne, who was sporting a bizarre, luminous hairstyle which looked like the result of a bet accepted during a stag weekend, collected the ball some way outside the Scotland penalty area before unleashing one of the moments of genius which made him famous in the first place.
Andy McSmith in the Independent says Craig Oliver, David Cameron's communications chief, has compared Tory supporters who vote Ukip to grooms who behave badly on a stag night.
Earlier on BBC2, Bill Oddie's Autumnwatch was the hit of the night for the channel, with 3.2 million viewers glued to the blow-by-blow account of the stag fight between Percy and Brutus.
This satire isn't new: Gloria Steinem's wonderful essay If Men Could Menstruate still resonates, nearly 40 years after it appeared in Ms Magazine ("Young boys would talk about it as the envied beginning of manhood. Gifts, religious ceremonies, family dinners, and stag parties would mark the day").
Forget worries about rampaging stag parties – Prague has withstood far worse in its 1,000-year 1,000-yearnd its chistoryemand unditsnished.
He said the "stag night" comparison had been raised with Conservatives on the doorstep before adding that he wasn't sure he entirely agreed with "all the sentiments" expressed.
