But when big Billy Gibbons throws down his two-ton spurs and ten-gallon hat, takes off his stacked cowboy boots and removes his padded Nudie suit, behold this rock'n'roll shrimp.
I park myself and my uncomfortable shoes (I've been darting around town all day in stacked heel boots that kill my feet, in an attempt at being more fabulous) against a wall and wait.
Realife, I am caught in a glitzy mirrorball, listening to Bowie as a candle gutters next to a stacked heel boot.
But the main attractions are the pristinely lighted photographs she snaps in her home with a Canon EOS 7D — of a spare, undone bed; stacked books wrapped in Ferm Living wallpaper; or travel necessities like black leather Jeffrey Campbell boots.
Images shown to the jury of Becky's bedroom revealed a love of shoes, trainers and boots (stacked neatly) and makeup.
She was decked out in a pair of cuffed boyfriend jeans, grey stacked heel ankle boots, a greige cashmere sweater and a bracelet sleeved mink.
But this was not enough to stop UK Uncut, which has already staged demonstrations at Vodafone, Boots and Top Shop, stacking books on mobile shelves they had inserted in the Islington branch of Barclays.
First job: 80p an hour in Boots stacking the sanitary towels shelf 30 years ago.
With thick leathers and firm, stacked soles, these are tough boots for tender people.
3. Wedge Heels: Before you set out for the day in those riding boots or that stacked wedge heel, you might consider hanging that piece of art on the wall.
