We can make jokes about middle age spread, muffin tops, chicken necks, sprouting gray hairs, age spots and dryness in all the wrong places.
A range of study foods including pancake mix, bread, milk, margarine, eggs, chocolate, soup mix, dips, instant oats, cheese spread, muffin mix, biscuits and salad dressing were provided by Goodman Fielder (Sydney, Australia).
Spread on muffins, rolls, pancakes or other pastries.
For a treat that was sweet and savoury at the same time, I chose a cheesy muffin spread with hot bacon jam.
Glaze: Combine ingredients, stirring to blend, and spread over warm muffins.
Combine glaze ingredients, stirring to blend, and spread over warm muffins.
Wyss and Moore suggest letting it simmer overnight, since it will thicken while you sleep, and you can wake up to warm, fresh apple butter to spread on toast, muffins or scones.
Why not spread this "Jewish English muffin" with jelly, pâté, peanut butter, Swiss cheese bacon, even?
"Isn't it heartening to see how far a girl as plain as she is can go?" Saturday Night Live (2010) While the extended "dusty muffin" sketch spread a double entendre paper thin, it was White's acidic opening monologue that stole the show.
By all means, use melted butter in place of the oil stipulated, if you like, and, if you feel sybaritically inclined, split the warm muffins and spread them with a little fine unsalted butter and perhaps even drizzle some smoky amber drops of extra maple syrup on top as well.
While the childish part of me has spent the past few days gleefully spreading my assortment of muffin wrappers, empty cups and books I'll never read across two desks, the other part of me (the one that remembers she has rent to pay) recognises what a fantastic opportunity this situation offers.
