Can you see where he's going yet? "Then his name would be S K Mo and we could have lots of side-splitting jokes about..."...
"We are never breaking up – it's all lies!" So much for the "split peas" jokes.
"How much was it?" "I think it was more like $2,000". He pauses again for a split second, then jokes, "Well, shoot, sell it back.
One well-regarded politician recalled a breakfast last year at the Regency Hotel at which Tisch and Parsons joked about splitting the job in a tandem arrangement: alternating days, with both off on Sunday.
It may have been the biggest fortnight of her career, but Konta has cut a disarmingly cheerful and relaxed figure in Melbourne, sharing restaurant tips with tennis correspondents and joking about splitting the domestic chores with her boyfriend, former coach Kether Clouder, with whom she rented an apartment in the city.
Well, the big joke was, my parents were splitting up. it was the worst joke.
A Roman by birth -- "We think of Milan as the enemy," he jokes -- Pellegrin splits his time between the Eternal City and New York.
Larry Gelbart's phenomenally clever, split-level play is packed with jokes.
Patrick J. Sullivan, the chief executive of the Cytyc Corporation, and Jack W. Cumming, the chief of Hologic Inc., like to joke about their companies splitting the geography of the female body.
Be advised: These raunchy jokes will make you split your sides!
In June 2011, Pascu and the other Land of Jokes comedians announced that their split with Divertis was final, and that their contract with Pro TV had reached an end.
