The former Borussia midfielder could not have been more anonymous if he had worn one of those "Everything you ever wanted to know about sex" sperm onesies in the Allianz Arena section with the logo-shaped crowd.
He was followed by Jack "Tiny Man" French, who went pro while still part sperm and part egg, about a week before his parents met.
Today's fact: there's an acute shortage of sperm donors in Britain.
I mean, who writes half a chapter on the thoughts of a sperm whale getting to grips with himself in space?
Even within a region - the West Midlands, say, where my sperm and I live - one place will insist on 40 or younger while, just down the road, another, more up-for-it, will reckon you can easily handle yourself for another five years.
The myoglobin model in the display is from sperm whale but the version in your body basically looks identical.
Ministers found it difficult to accept that the actions of a sperm donor are comparable to the actions presently defined as those of fatherhood.
Last week on the Daily Show, correspondent Al Madrigal took a closer look at Oklahoma state senator Constance Johnson's proposed amendment to the state's "personhood" bill that would effectively outlaw the deposit of sperm anywhere outside of a woman's vagina.
Her gripping, if ludicrous story – be warned that the whole plot is coming – of Amy Dunne, a wealthy and beautiful psychopath whose revenge on her cheating husband involves framing him for her "murder", making up rape allegations against men (one of whom she murders during her demented spree) before trapping her broken husband by stealing his sperm, raised hackles.
A 2005 study found that of 58 couples with leftover embryos, 72% hadn't decided what to do with them For most people who have used assisted reproductive technologies, the question of what to do with frozen eggs, sperm and embryos is wrenching.
Flowers bedeck the fragility of the convict and I garlanded myself, lovingly pursuing a journey through sweat, sperm and blood that led to prison.
