You're already imagining the PBS camera trained on someone holding that dolphin and weeping for joy as an appraiser speaks: "Note the breakage pattern in the flippers.
A spokesman for the MoD said the document was a "speaking note" rather than a transcript of Gould's speech, which was delivered in June last year, adding that it did not reflect government policy.
"As you move from first draft to finished speaking notes the speech undergoes a transformation.
Drawn from the Churchill Archives Center in Britain, this exhibition uses drafts, speaking notes, correspondence, public statements, and recordings to examine the main events in Churchill's life.
Neither leader really won the encounter, because it wasn't really a contest, but rather an opportunity to deliver speaking notes in stereo.
"Usually the cheers were greater when he came in than when he finished speaking," noted the poet Robert Lowell, who frequently traveled with the candidate.
The government's speaking notes for Monday are all about piling the pressure on the new Labor leader, Bill Shorten, over the carbon tax.
The plans came to light after the MoD was forced to release Gould's "speaking notes" following a request under freedom of information legislation.
"I note that since the election Bill Shorten has said, 'Labor is going to be constructive, we are going to be positive,'" Turnbull says in speaking notes seen by Guardian Australia.
In speaking notes provided ahead of the Press Club speech, Di Natale also says the Greens' top priority going into the next parliament will be to renew Australia's energy system by putting a price back on carbon pollution.
At Timothy's funeral, Esiason spoke, noting his love for Timmy, a "teddy bear" of a man.
