No easy cheesy yummies here.
A Rubik's Cube of shifting sexual orientation and elaborate sex fantasies, "Sloppy Seconds" gathers all the accouterments of soft pornography — cheesy music, low-rent acting and attractively framed genitals — into a plot of stunning imbecility.
With it's soft-focus, cheesy-wedding-photo shot of the two leads, even the DVD cover of time-travel romance The Lake House is enough to make most red-blooded males a little queasy.
With all the choreographed blowjobs and cheesy soft jazz, we often forget porn stars go.
With all the choreographed blowjobs and cheesy soft jazz, we often forget porn stars go home to their families after shoots.
Enough people remember what it was like to snuggle on a couch with their not-yet-divorced parents taking in the cheesy soft rock that announced the beginning of another episode of Full House.
For me the only dud note in the whole place was the hotel's pianist, who played cheesy soft-rock classics in the lobby each evening.
Instead of the cheesy soft-porn style of most underwear advertising, they show pictures of models in their smalls – no airbrushing, all races, beautiful lumps and all – that feel subversively intimate and real.
One niche that is doing well on both VHS and DVD is exploitation, those cheesy, soft-core "sex" films of yore that occasionally tossed in a little abuse and broke some furniture in the process.
The cheesiest soft rock band from the 1970s (don't say Toto, don't say Toto!) looks like The Sex Pistols compared to Maroon Five.
