Sentence examples for snort coffee from inspiring English sources

E. June Ford at Mommy Klatch, after making me snort coffee with her comparison of the elf to Chucky from the "Child's Play" movies, tried having her elf's mischief be useful.

"The BBC has just told us that 'Hoggard is being milked like a knackered old cow'," smirks Andrew Connell, who I'll let off for checking a rival OBO service simply for making me snort coffee over my keyboard.

For a documentary about the uncovering of some 300-year-old bones (lots of them, admittedly) everyone involved seems to have snorted coffee grounds straight from the bag.

I thought it was so funny that I snorted coffee through my nostrils and choked, managing to ruin what was probably some kind of paisley Indian throw over the bed.

Excuse me, but I just snorted coffee out of my nose while laughing.

Our target is developing a tolerance owing to her unemployment, plus we all know there've been some hiccups in the new sleep schedule — (Sleep snorts. Coffee pauses).

Snort some instant coffee.

I awoke seized with energy, like I'd snorted cocaine off the coffee table.

I reproduce a couple of them here so that you can end your morning with a coffee-snorting guffaw: an 18-month paid family leave for mothers and fathers of newborns, child care services that cost no more than $10 per day.

Double shifts and 80-hour weeks have left her with a bad back, and that has led her to grind Percocet into her coffee sweetener and snort lines of Adderall in the ladies' room.

Agassi's biography reveals that he snorted crystal meth from a coffee table at his home in 1997, when suffering a lack of form and worrying about his impending marriage to actor Brooke Shields.