According to a "well-informed source", it "was not her strategy for world peace" that snared Clooney (obviously not – intellect is repulsive in a woman): it was that she "played hard to get".
So how can organisations hold on to talented individuals once they've snared them?
Increasingly British-based footballers confine their misdemeanours to Twitter, which snared high-profile victims from Rio Ferdinand to Mario Balotelli over the course of the year.
Claimants can be snared in poverty traps, avoiding full-time work in order to retain their housing allowance, for example.The Conservative-led coalition government is chipping away at welfare.
THE elephant had been snared in the thick forest spilling down the slopes of Mount Kenya.
Even if only a small fraction are snared, it is still a lucrative ploy: their own charges are small since they never give their quarry a chance to answer.Others dupe callers into providing credit-card numbers.
The Senate's hearings on campaign finance, which have snared even quite junior officials in an expensive legal maze, are now followed by the House hearings, which will continue next year.
Imagine, then, the astonishment of Iranian audiences when they saw both these images in "Two Women", a film which recently ended a triumphant, four-month run in cinemas across the country.Despite a powerful conclusion in which Fereshte, the snared wife, movingly articulates her unhappiness, "Two Women" is a flawed work by the high standards set in the past decade by Iranian film makers.
Airlines and steel companies, already the biggest beneficiaries of a temporary bail-out, snared an additional $1.6 billion in extra pension relief.
The irony is that a fascination with verbiage risks luring Republicans into the same delusion that once snared Mr Obama, namely a belief in the magical powers of presidential speech.Mr Obama took office with an ambitious plan.
The political squabbling threatens to hurt Poland's investor-friendly reputation; the case also puts a question mark over other Polish trading companies that are partly foreign-owned, such as Ciech, a chemicals company that has been snared in similar court cases over its export brands.
