What worries me more is the idea of women who wear the baby scent to smell younger, which is, I assume, the actual intention because oh wait a second BABIES DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
The researchers also found that when the "scented" pads were divided by gender, the sniffers deemed the smell of young and middle-aged males to be the most intense and unpleasant describing it as musky, "horsey," or simply sweaty.
It smelled of young spring grass, and it looked like a tree, with its hard solid stem and its luxuriant crown of tight, grainy florets.
But some of the Smell's younger adherents seem to be taking this all in stride, certain that no matter what happens, The Smell's philosophy and community are here to stay.
"THAT room actually has that kind of hospital smell," a smart young thing in a cocktail dress said, exiting a bedroom designed for television's "Nurse Jackie" at the opening of the Metropolitan Home Showtime House in TriBeCa last week.
Raju is supposed to lack a sense of smell as a young man, which proves a blessing when he courts Vasanthi in a house stinking from her mother's chamber pot.
Detecting smell loss in young children can be difficult, since many children with olfactory deficits do not recognize their problem and may even pretend to smell.
The older children's choir were the Minotaur's potential victims, creeping along complaining about the labyrinth's smell, and confident younger children sang their siblings back home.
It could also eliminate the springtime problem of newly hatched young smelt being sucked into giant pumps south of the delta that pull the river water into the distribution system.
"For the first three days we just opened the windows and let the air and the rain come in because of the smell," said the younger Mr. Andruskiewicz, who added that because the previous owner had countless cats the wood floors were not salvageable.
