Each sleeps just two people: choose from the sleek Le Bébé Cottage, with its baroque Paris feel (there's even a bright-red birdcage reborn as a swivel chair); Aunt Zoe's Place, decorated like a 1940s lakeside cabin, with restored farm sinks and stained-glass windows; and Papa Hemmingway Cottage, designed like a wilderness lodge.
But even before he could feel the tarmac beneath his feet and settle into the sleek grey Jaguar idling on the apron, the reality of his predicament became clear.
It is possible to spot sloths and pink dolphins from the glass-walled comfort of a sleek vessel furnished with a barman called Robinson and a menu of rainforest delicacies (the giant river snails are a surprising highlight).
Some are calling it the Batpiano because of its sleek, Gothamesque look.
Dressed in the seasons crisp grey suit and black wool polo-neck, with floppy centre-parted hair, he looks like a refugee from Boyzone, sleek and notably handsome.
The distinctive sleek, sophisticated, body-conscious dresses of Beckham's early collections have proved to be a mere springboard for a fully formed fashion house that is holding its own at the highest levels.
But with Ghesquière back on the scene, Wang had the walls and floor of the Paris Observatory clad with matt silver panels, which emphasised the modern mood of the sleek high white polonecks, the boxing-leather gloves, and the bold zippered crosses stamped on coats and tunics.
Its sleek and state-of-the-art towers offer butler services, designer toiletries, entire floors reserved for Saudi royalty, wet rooms, helipads, quality linens, plush carpets and thick bathrobes.
I saw past your sleek gold label and ignored the dainty droplets telling me you were perfectly chilled.
Wood, glass, stone floors and white walls are the backdrop for modern oak furniture and sleek leather sofas.
Where he spends the all-important summer of his career will depend largely on how the next year unfolds – a chapter that begins with a 12-round welterweight fight against Algieri at the sleek $1bn Barclays Center.
