Unfortunately the Conservatives could not round up a single environmental spokesperson to join them on the podium.
In an age in which cynicism is the default setting for much of the public, the belief that a single black spokesperson can offer insulation from charges of racism is less than tenable.
Breaking with bipartisan tradition, his first round of Cabinet appointments didn't include a single Hispanic; spokesperson Sean Spicer helpfully explained that the administration was seeking "the best and the brightest," as if that term and "Latino" are mutually exclusive.
Then a weird kind of pity arose, directed not so much at him (he supplies his own self-pity) as at his supporters, on the premise that their existence somehow makes him a champion for the dispossessed, although the evidence indicates that his followers are mostly stirred by familiar racial and cultural resentments, of which Trump has been a single-minded spokesperson.
That set a record for parent company Condé Nast for the most subscriptions any of its magazines has ever sold in a single day, a spokesperson told Poynter.
Since the start of our programme six years ago, we've driven nearly a million miles autonomously, on both freeways and city streets, without causing a single accident," said a spokesperson.
Others could not be corroborated, so we suggested additional investigative steps to try and validate the information he had received second-hand from a single anonymous source," a spokesperson for Tesla wrote in an email.
"The needs are great and are growing every single day," said UNICEF spokesperson Sarah Crowe.
There is no centralized hierarchy, no single leader, and no official spokesperson, but various groups sometimes attempt to create such official structures.
New York-based writer and editor Louise Sloan didn't set out to be come a single mom, let alone a spokesperson for them.
