He should simply announce that he will not play at Augusta until women are admitted.
Stalin was a magician, in his way, but one could not simply announce that the German armies weren't there or order them shot in the basement of Lubyanka.
Why not simply announce on 18 December, International Migrants' Day, that all undocumented migrants in Britain on that day will be regularised?
And she has an opportunity: she could simply announce that given the extraordinarily liberal wave in Washington, and the rate of attrition amongst Republican senators, she's realised that they need all hands on deck to defend the moderate Republican line.
Mr. Véron suggested that leaders should simply announce that the European bailout funds would guarantee all national bank deposit insurance plans — that Europe would stand behind all euro zone deposits.
You simply announce that x million pounds of "financial risk" is being transferred by PFI to the private sector, and hey presto, it's x million pounds more expensive to build the project with public money.
