Monty's outburst will have only added to the headaches of the European Tour officials who spent yesterday trying to rescue the tournament during 24 hours in which torrential showers swept over the Castle Stuart course, at one stage dropping three inches in just two hours.
Wrappers and bags loosely showered the field, swept by a cold wind.
When they got home, my mother made the highly questionable decision to take a shower, of all things, and my dad, who very well might still have a divot in his forehead where she smacked him with the shower brush, made an equally questionable decision to sweep back the shower curtain and make like Anthony Perkins.
Callused corners, a faint gorgonzola aroma and hairy toes can be dealt with easily with a quick pumice scrub in the shower, one sweep with a shaver and a rub-down with a lotion specially formulated for the piggies (good old Dr Scholl's will do nicely).
"That being said, there was an impressive determination about the batting of Niall O'Brien and Nathan Buck, who kept on fighting to preserve their wickets in the hope that the showers would eventually sweep in, and Leicestershire will take a lot of heart from that.
The dry, granular surface material and light vegetation is swept from the slopes during showers, leaving the gullies bare.
A cold front that moved south from the Hudson Valley last night swept away the last of the showers, a meteorologist at the National Weather Service in Brookhaven, N.Y., said.
Showering Fiona with gifts and driving her around in his gleaming Ferrari, he soon swept her off her feet.
Many of the fires began in the Blue Mountains national park and swept down from the mountains on Christmas Day along the city's southwest, burning trees and showering beaches with ash.
