It had everything else: more than 30 shots, one red card, three penalties, none of which were, three very particular celebrations, points proven, and 10 goals.
One guy, sweaty and breathless, with his helmet tucked under his arm, was swishing his baton through the air, re-enacting his best shots.
Tireless in his running, his confidence is sky high; he averages 3.2 shots and 1.2 dribbles per game, and he has won possession in the attacking third of the pitch 18 times this season, the fifth most in the Premier League.
The report concluded there was "no credible evidence" to uphold complaints by Duggan's family that police had relocated the firearm in the sock, that officer V53 did not fire live shots in the belief Duggan was pointing a firearm at him, and that he did not use lawful force.
JW Instagram isn't all overhead shots of people's dinner: Bart Van Olphsen – cookbook author, ex-fish trader and sustainability champion – has an account dedicated to super-short cookery videos.
Morricone revolutionised the way music was used in westerns, creating a wild west soundscape of gunshots, eerie whistling, twanging guitars and dissonant harmonicas that matched the unsettling heat and tension of Leone's parched desert landscape, and its heroes and villains, portrayed through long shots and close-up cinematography.
Unai Emery's men managed just three shots on target all game against a determined Elche side but took the lead just before the hour mark, Bacca knocking a rebound over the line following a well-struck free-kick from Gerard Deulofeu.
"And some of the shots I hit were really, really good.
Inglourious Basterds ultimately proved less than controversial because Tarantino was intelligent enough to eschew shots of Holocaust victims in favour of scenes featuring tough Jewish blokes making mincemeat of a cavalcade of cartoonish Nazi scumbags.
By the final whistle, Valencia had taken 19 shots to la Real's eight.
With Shane Watson in bullying form, even the lofty vantage point of the pavilion may not have been safe from a succession of smattered shots.
