There is one surreally nasty shot, of egg yolk dropped onto a turquoise sofa, which put me off my popcorn for the rest of the afternoon.
But these images are jumbled with shots of eggs, meat and even shoes, so that the stark nudes become oddly mundane.
The video opens with a shot of "six egg surprises I just found at Target", on a blue surface against a bright green background.
Initial test shots of the eggs were filmed using hen's eggs, and this footage was used in early teaser trailers.
Where Ella recommends juices and kale, Stella posts shots of (Creme) eggs with avocado on toast, her "Fab abs" – Fab lollies strapped to her stomach – and tote bags emblazoned with the slogan: "You can't milk an almond".
There are bruises of various colors and sizes where I injected myself with the hormone shots meant to increase the number of eggs I produce, to make in vitro fertilization more successful.
Highlights on the opening lunch menu include Nantucket bay scallops in blood orange juice; crab soup with a shot of sherry; clam pizza; coddled egg with peekytoe crab; Welsh rabbit with roasted pears; and Nova Scotia lobster on smoking seaweed.
For dessert there is a currant-studded bread pudding ($5.99), but you must not fail to have a shot of Galway Bay's proprietary imported egg nog, which has become so famous that they run out of shipments because so many people order it by the bottle.
He told them that pledges were forced to drink shots of alcohol and salt water, eat "vomlets" made of eggs and vomit, and use a slippery slide covered in urine, among other allegations.
We exchanged the standard greeting — What's up? — and then he flagged down the bartender and ordered a draft beer, a shot of tomato juice, and two raw eggs.
