We're at the Chiltern Open Air Museum in Buckinghamshire on the first day of shooting Chickens, a first world war sitcom written by Sweet and Inbetweeners actors Joe Thomas and Simon Bird, and the trio's frames are chilled with fear.
Israeli and Western media persist in presenting the Israeli offensive as "surgical strikes"; as surgical as shooting chickens in a coop with a shot gun.
Shortly after four o'clock the next morning, he awoke suddenly to hear his sixteen-year-old son, Taylonn, Jr., shouting, "They just shot Chicken!" Outside the apartment, Murphy heard screams coming from the stairwell.
Move back, move back, waving his gun at people so everyone backed off, and then he shot Chicken in one side of his face and using his foot he carefully turned Chicken's face over and shot him twice in the other side before disappearing into the night.
Go to the chicken farm, north of Lumbridge, and shoot chickens until 20 range.
So when my friend Gotti sees Chicken in the house party he makes a phone call and about half an hour later Bugz Bunny runs into the house party and shoots Chicken in the chest and Chicken runs onto his balcony and jumps off.
The fox never turned up, so I just shot the chicken".
I shot the chicken and veg here in the natural light of my bedroom before cooking Sunday lunch, with some inherited William Morris fabric as backdrop".
One caller has a Mexican accent: "Hold on there, is your name Miguel?' In another sketch, African-Americans receive reparations for slavery, resulting in 2m unpaid phonebills finally being taken care of – and fried chicken shooting up to $600 a bucket.
Someone has to shoot the chickens you eat".
In a claustrophobic top-floor room at Three Mills Studios in east London, a key pub scene is almost ready to shoot on Chickens, a new Channel 4 comedy pilot.
