A scan reveals, shockingly, that he has advanced cancer.
Despite the bluster and supposed focus of the Bush Administration, it did shockingly little that actually helped advance national security and, in fact, a great deal to actively undermine it.
"I had never realised, until about three weeks ago, how shockingly 'advanced' these girls have become," Seepersad wrote.
Perhaps even more shockingly, with the Safeway shootings still fresh in the populace's mind, the legislature is now advancing a bill to adopt an official state gun, namely the Colt Single Action Army Revolver.
They are also more likely to take cash advances, which often carry shockingly high rates.
Though the individual ants seem to wander aimlessly (that's what "crazy" refers to), as a group their advance can be shockingly efficient, as scientists found out when they studied Biosphere 2, the life-in-a-bubble project that captured imaginations at the end of the 20th century.
His advance to F1 has been shockingly quick with little time to learn his race craft, or indeed his limitations.
For all the medical advances of the past few decades, we still know shockingly little about pain and how to control it.
But Picasso achieved a rapid succession of pictorial coups, culminating in the Lauder collection's large "Woman in a Chemise in an Armchair" (1913-14) — a shockingly reassembled woman with dangling breasts, which essentially trumps Dadaism and Surrealism in advance of their occurrence.
