Sentence examples for shit yourself from inspiring English sources

"If you needed the toilet, you would piss or shit yourself," Memfils says.

Thus, in this version, to 'lose one's bottle' means something like to shit yourself, rather than to lose one's courage.

Somebody said, 'Well, you are going to have to shit yourself, because we can't let you go while you are like this,' Bailey looked back and said he had actually shat himself.

There are, alas, too many cliches about cows, beggars, weddings and dirt, but it does allow Linda Bassett the great line to her mate who's had too many kebabs: "Don't you dare shit yourself in front of this lot".

Gushing headlines arranged combinations of words such as "roars into life", "bonkers", "raises hell", "insanely awesome" and – vaguely in line with Tarantino's threat of a reduction in body fluids – "will make you shit yourself".

But The Thick of It's Tory minister Peter Mannion, appalled by the price tag, is reassured by his coalition partners that "you don't need to shit yourself about it, because we're not buying it, all right - it's funded by taxes!" Perhaps if the Lib Dems had tried out this argument in 2010 they wouldn't be in all this trouble about tuition fees.

It's hard to tell from the grainy footage, but you can still see the emotions on display here: he plunged from "smug sitting position" to "shit-yourself panic" in under one second, as the car went from idle to drive.

Accidentally blundering into cultural appropriation rows isn't controlling the media, any more than accidentally shitting yourself in the queue at Tesco is displaying masterful bowel control.

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Pretty soon you'll be pissing and shitting yourself.

Don't tell me you weren't shitting yourself when King Dunlap went down.