He lost 10kg, stopped eating "shit", smiled more, and started to lose his nerdy accountant demeanour.
I had one nightmare after another, and woke up suddenly, shouting, convinced that Clara had lied to me: she didn't have cancer; something was happening to her, for sure, the way things had been happening for the past twenty years, little, fucked-up things, all full of shit and smiles, but she didn't have cancer.
You'd have to be a real piece of dog shit to smile that smugly about anything, especially ketchup.
The guy on the left did it right, passing over the wallet and backing away eyes to the ground, but then the other guy made it all go to shit, almost smiling as he stepped to him, to the gun, like he was in his favorite movie or something, saying, "Not tonight, my man".
One week, she will pitch a new type of nappy – called a Happy-Nappy, with a picture of a puffin shitting and smiling on it – to Mothercare, open the pitch by telling them she is a mother, and go on to make £750,000, breaking all previous Apprentice records.
He suddenly smiles: "SHIT IS REAL, AIGHT?" Even if it's wrapped up in glitzy gift paper, north of 17 million people tuning in for this stuff feels like a miracle.
Keep your back straight, shoulders back, chin up, even leaning back slightly and with a smile on your face or a shit eating grin as though you know something they do not.
She credits her ageing adoptive parents with her love of 50s music, and her mother with her talent for "saying dark shit and then smiling".
Let's shy away from murder and stealing and shit," Crudup said, smiling.
Shitting in plastic bags was a recurring theme among the more experienced of the squatters I talked to, most of them breaking into a wry "If I had a penny for every plastic bag I've shit in," type smile whenever the subject was mentioned.
