My girlfriend and I decided to borrow my mum's shit digital camera and attempt to document the first ever (and probably last ever) accidental Big Night Out.
(Tanya works as some sort of jewel seller and clearly work have told her she can't film there for her stupid food-dating chimera, so she's just chatting absolute shit to camera in lieu of Dinner Date's previously accepted getting-to-know-you footage of someone either doing their hobby or doing their job, hence the lasagne thing).
At a mainstream EDM party you would get a lot of better shots of people probably because they go ape-shit on camera.
"Well…" she said, trying to get a read of how I would react to her encapsulated review while I stayed poker-faced, "I think the main character is so fucking creepy, and he shits on camera and you see his shitty ass, and he wipes it with a stick within the first five minutes".
"It looked dead," he said, and already he was pulling away from her and some callous shit with a camera kept annihilating them with flash after flash of light, "and we certainly didn't — I mean, we didn't slap it or anything to get it breathing...."...
"It looked dead," he said, and already he was pulling away from her and some callous shit with a camera kept annihilating them with flash after flash of light, "and we certainly didn't — I mean, we didn't slap it or anything to get it breathing......
I never wished I had a DSLR so bad than when I realized I couldn't see shit using my camera, and that it dies immediately in the cold (I'm still grateful to have it though).
We're all loving this shit, even the camera dudes love it who have been abstaining from smoking the pretty much the whole time.
Of course, there's that jokester who in 2011 produced the YouTube 'Myles falls off Preikestolen and dies,' showing the prancing idiot mincing up and down and waving his arms as if afflicted with third stage syphilis, then disappearing to a cry of 'shit shit' as the camera pans down the rock face.
Non-Bush voters (Republican or Democrat) go to downtownfordemocracy.org CANON POWER SHOT SD10 OK, $320 (US) is a bit of a blow if you're not a rich person, but holy shit, is this camera ever worth it.
