It will give people the little burst of schadenfreude they need in-between looking up your shiny sun-encrusted bottom all the bloody time, eh?
On a bright sun-shiny day in Chapel Hill, North Carolina a few weeks ago there was no time for a girl we'll call Sally to ask for help.
For starters, there is her signature tribal spike cuff, now in turquoise, her favorite color (above, $195); shiny gold sun cuffs; even shinier rings that resemble a punk royal crest; and multichain skull necklaces in red, purple, mint and, of course, turquoise.
Bubblegum turned our black-and-white worlds into psychedelic swirls of peach, lime and custard cream, where the boys are cuter, the sun shinier, and our hair always looks amazing.
"That's the look of a trophy when it's all nice and shiny, sitting in the sun".
You want a nice hair flick, a pointy shiny surfboard, and the sun glistening off your beer gut.
Vivacious, sun-shiny storyteller, art teacher, gardner, rebitzen extraordinaire-she enchanted little children and adults alike with the warmth of Jewish tradition.
Yeah, we're the best at making sun-shiny jangly pop, too (Teenage Fanclub, Tuff Love) as well as upbeat urban electronica (Hudson Mohawke, Calvin Harris) – but, like all other musicians all over the world, we're dreaming of America (albeit a fictional one) when we do.
For example, just because you're in Miami and near the beach, it doesn't mean you're in a sun-shiny mood.
A small area of shingle, shiny and warm in the sun, is not the only place to lounge and play.
The sun caught the shiny artifice of her hair as well as the stray tufts of white lint on her peacoat.
