We'll see what double standards emerge, and whether the male contestants will sob about what losers they are.
Later, when Chappie is briefly kidnapped by hostile forces, he will sob about being taken by a "man with a van", like an abuse victim.
Then, and only then, anyone who thinks themselves British will sob for joy, wave the flag of victory and declare unconditional love for the place we all call home.
I worry that we are creating a generation who expect to earn a living singing Bon Jovi songs and who will sob uncontrollably every time their cappuccino foam deflates.
I've had that letter for 6 years, and I still haven't gotten around to reading it, let alone blubbering over it the way Mrs. Huge Jackman will sob once Huge finally meets me!
When he says that he has made other plans, she goes into a long litany of suffering -- how much pain he caused being born, etc., etc. -- and how (sob, sob) she'll go buy a coffin and bury herself alive.
"If I kiss the ground you walk on," he said, with a grand gesture toward the uneaten Kisses, "will you marry me?" She sobbed, she laughed and she said yes.
Leider sometimes seems as nervous as a studio head that her subject might have been gay (she comes close to contradicting herself over the scant evidence), and she will charge in like a sob sister or a fan-club president to defend Rudy and Natacha against various calumnies: "This seems to me a harsh view"; "I beg to differ"; "but surely there were nobler impulses at work".
"I wasn't allowed to have balloons at my birthday parties," she'll gasp, through thick sobs, "Because they were plastic".
Even the crustiest rednecks will be sobbing hopelessly, though, if Baffert is celebrating a fourth Derby winner this weekend.
