It's fun to watch him avert his eyes in contained distaste from the spectacle of his fellow mortals' shortcomings or clutch the back of a chair to steady himself when receiving life-shattering information, the only betrayal that his equanimity has been shaken.
And while none of these sites are going to offer any life-shattering information (e.g. "You will die before you hit 30"), many health care professionals worry that any amount of genetic information could be misinterpreted.
One network in particular, Fox News, led with the story on several of its broadcasts and dedicated a significant portion of its programming to this earth-shattering information.
Yet beyond this earth-shattering information uncovered by Malkin that Obama supporters attended an Obama event, there isn't any evidence whatsoever that the 11-year-old girl was coached or scripted by the White House.
Cuban authorities have acceded to some American conditions, including allowing a dramatic expansion of Internet access on the island that has shattered the information monopoly once enjoyed by Cuba's state-run media.
There is some new scholarship in the catalog, too -- nothing earth shattering, but solid information.
"The thing is, we're not delivering earth-shattering information -- tons of people, past and present, talk about personal and career development," Nathan notes, "but we do it in a way that's not the same old 'three habits for effective leadership,' or 'top five ways to get a job'.
"Mafialeaks could be a good way of spreading a certain type of information and shattering the wall of silence surrounding organised crime", he said.
Wisdom can be shattered by too much information.
And the delay, he said, has been the result of a decision to restore the statue in the most meticulous and durable way possible an enterprise that has been hindered by the fact that few pristine life-size museum marbles like the Adam have ever shattered, so reliable technical information about restoring one is limited.
