I said: "You've probably never been in one of these, have you?" And he said: "I shat in one once".
The Don River rises in the small reservoir of Shat, located in the Central Russian Upland near the city of Novomoskovsk.
"I Can Has Cheezburger" is probably the most famous, the caption written beneath a fat Persian blue grinning apologetically for having seemingly just shat on the rug.
When I was younger there was one where I was going to cross the English Channel to get away, but a bird shat on my head which meant that I couldn't go; it was a terrible thing.
When a flock of pigeons, perched in the rafters above a festival stage, shat all over the Kings of Leon from a great height this summer, one of them scoring a direct hit on bassist Jared Followill's mouth, the temptation was to echo the immortal ad-lib of Patrick Marber when a horse had dropped an unscheduled load in the Knowing Me, Knowing You studio: "No manners, but what a critic".
Her first line is: "Oh aye – shat the bed is it?" The three women rob a bank and make a run for it.
"Of course I support Jeremy and he has a strong mandate," they say, "but he made everyone so ill tonight we all shat ourselves.
After the third week, people pissed and shat by the side of the road, in the open.
QUESTION FROM DAVID SMITH: Obama's Clean-Energy Strategy: Step 1: Get shat on by republicans.
Bringing a pet pig to London and watching as it shat on the steps of the Albert Memorial.
I had come because I knew, vaguely, that there is a world of American kids who love rock and roll but scorn Rolling Stone and Spin and, above all, MTV — kids who get their musical news from Maximum Rock 'n' Roll, Punk Planet, and, in Montana, an antic, densely written zine called Shat Upon.
