She can hope to achieve it only by having silicone in the shape of chicken fillets inserted surgically, and potentially dangerously, into her breasts.
The way I see that going is massive insect farms in north Africa, where they're grown on the cheapest land in the planet, they're fed antibiotics before they're even ill, they're shipped to Europe to be turned into these nondescript chunks of protein and they're formed into the shape of chicken breasts and then shipped back to Africa where chicken is an unaffordable luxury".
The colourful store and information centre on Warmoesstraat – one of the oldest streets in the city – displays an eye-opening collection of rubbers as well as colourful hand-painted novelty condoms in the shape of chickens, frogs and, ahem, Big Ben.
The show has dozens of original specimens from the collection: Polynesian throwbacks full of vintage cocktails, whimsically shaped lists in the shape of chickens, bears and logs, and even a menu designed by painter David Hockney (for Ma Maison in the late 1980s, one of the grande dames of California nouvelle cuisine).
One day, I got inspired, took four old wooden rulers, broke them into pieces, and glued them back together in the shape of a chicken coop.
The lobby is small, white and efficient, but charmingly decorated with paper lanterns in the shapes of animals (chickens, French poodles, sheep) floating from the ceiling like clouds.
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For a textured look, cut out a half circle of chicken wire, shape it into a lumpy, mountainous cone around the bottle, papier mâché the surface, and paint it with acrylic paint (which will also help form a moisture seal over the surface).
Every time I eat soy or tofu mushed into the shape of a burger or chicken wing, I always think about how I wouldn't mind eating soy or tofu if it tasted a little more like a burger or chicken wing.
Can you shape a chicken wing into the shape of a key and escape?
