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Everyone's laughin at him an Melody tips him on his back on the floor with his feet facing the crowd like an she gets on top of him an tries to shag him, I mean as I say she's not fuckin shy that one, but Jeez... like tryna shove a marshmallow in a fuckin parkin meter.
When the s-word was broadcast, she decided to make a complaint: "The little girl asked me, "what's shagging?" – I shouldn't have to explain this to a seven-year-old".
If I'm honest, as a nervous shagger, I know that if I heard a tut within 500 yards of the locus of my shagging I would stop shagging and probably never shag again, so it's hard for me to get exactly into the mindset of the two drunk shaggers in Leeds, shagging through a slap, shagging through a mob attack.
I wanted to march; I wanted to shag flies; I wanted to laugh.
"If I see one more shag carpet, I may be sick".
As I drove out of Shag Harbour, I saw those old wooden boats and homes and wondered if they'd still be here in another 50 years or whether this would just be another Maritime ghost town with a wonderful and weird past.
But I still lied about how many people I'd shagged when I first went to get the pill.
I can never forget how well-respected and popular the "banter shag" lads I used to work with were.
Theo wears vintage cape from Shag and I Heard They Eat Cigarettes jeans.
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