Why give up a perfectly good Saturday night with my dog to meet a sexy, fall-loving agent of the LORD at a coffee shop four towns away (so he wouldn't know where I lived, stalk me, kill me and arrange my body in his trademark ritualistic pose) and who doesn't know to drop the "e" before adding "ing" in his taunting notes to the police as they investigate my murder?
As Danaë reclines on her richly furnished bed, displaying a body that Titian makes both grand and sexy, gold coins fall from above.
If that's the case, here's the Underworld series in a nutshell: Kate Beckinsale is a sexy vampire who falls in love with a werewolf, even though she's supposed to kill werewolves.
I genuinely thought I'd fall for Sexy Fish: bring on that trashy opulence.
The retailer still has summer sales, but it is promoting a sexy secretary look for fall, with solid-color pencil skirts and cashmere pullovers.
Now that we have that straight, let's skip over the usual Famous Women Who Have Worn Trousers section (Marlene, Greta, Hep...) and go right to the sexy parts of the fall collections.
Talking about autonomous electric vehicles that drive faster than you fall is sexy; discussing mental health care is not.
She junks her upholstered marriage after falling for sexy but emotionally immature ex-RAF pilot Freddie.
Testosterone shot up, for example, when they got behind the wheel of a sexy sports car and fell when they were made to drive a clunky family saloon car.
Jennifer Lawrence teams up with Hunger Games director Francis Lawrence once more for this story of "a sexy Russian spy who falls for a CIA officer and considers becoming a double agent".
It's also got a fistful of main characters, from the journalist in Baghdad who decides he can no longer just sit on the sidelines to the sexy United Nations accountant who falls in love with him even as she uncovers the fate of the missing billions.
