Sometimes an alarm clock just doesn't cut it, according to the Jackass crew; setting of fireworks in the bedroom, on the other hand, is guaranteed to wake up everyone in the house.
"The Ukrainian club have also been fined €15,000 for the setting off of fireworks and the insufficient organisation".
Villas-Boas faces a more immediate problem after Zenit were charged with "setting off of fireworks and improper conduct of supporters" by Uefa.
Uefa listed the offences as setting off/throwing of fireworks and/or other objects, crowd disturbances and display of an "illicit banner".
The federations of both countries will face charges over the setting off of fireworks and throwing of objects, with Albania having to answer an additional charge relating to a pitch invasion.
THAT we don't celebrate the arrival of native bay scallops with the pealing of church bells and the setting off of fireworks -- as the first asparagus is heralded in Germany, or the first cloudberry near the Arctic Circle -- says more about our history than about these scallops.
A Uefa statement read: "Proceedings have been opened against CSKA Moscow for racist behaviour of their fans (article 14 of the UEFA disciplinary regulations) and for setting off of fireworks (article 16) at last night's Uefa Champions League group stage match in Moscow against Manchester City.
