And, seriously, stop brooding on "H1N1 symptoms".
After all that's how they're paid!... It's easy and idealistic to say, but seriously: stop writing for free.
"Stop trying to tell me how to live my life… Seriously stop this shit or I'll go to Microsoft, Twitter or Facebook where they don't fuck with us".
It's a show for every woman who has ever been told to lighten up, take a joke, stop taking herself so seriously, stop drawing attention to herself, stop being a drama queen; it's for every woman who has been dismissed as hysterical, emotional, silly or petulant.
"Don't be spoiled, don't insult people who are trying to give you what you want... Seriously stop all of the whining, because what you communicate to us is that all of the trouble we go to isn't worth it because nothing we do will make you happy".
But seriously, stop with the dancing routines.
Seriously, stop with the WoW already.
(Seriously, stop giggling, twelve-year-olds and Michael Arrington).
Ha! Seriously, stop calling and pretending there's something really important you want to talk to me about.
