The White iPhone 4 (which, according to legend, is woven from the finest unicorn hair and is visibile only during the new moon) might actually, seriously, for-real-real be coming soon.
The network used to take politics seriously, with real news specials and real journalists providing real information to help young people make one of the most important decisions of their lives.
They have to be taken seriously; a real person leapt to his death from the ledge where a statue was standing on the Empire State Building last month.
The staff of "The Daily Show" finds laughs by taking the facts of a news story more seriously than real TV journalists sometimes do.
"I know it had rather pleased my uncle when I chose marketing over law, and when he suggested that maybe it was time for me to come back to New York and think seriously about real estate, I jumped at it.
Meanwhile, that new dock connector was so thoroughly leaked that it's unlikely to put the wind up the burgeoning "appcessories" industry (yes, a word used seriously by real companies).
The Akademik Shokalskiy incident has exposed differences in the scientific community; some researchers criticised the expedition as a glorified tourist trip that had seriously dented real scientific research in the region.
"It's only Prior that I'd seriously have real issues with, because of how he was portrayed as a team man, the heart and soul of the dressing room, when he was getting up to the stuff he was getting up to".
