Chances are you haven't seen the dozen-some flicks that Franco has somehow found time to direct.
It was like the difference between seeing some outlandish stranger in a porn flick and seeing your best friend: the most upsetting captives were the most familiar — the grosbeaks, the thrushes, the sparrows.
Watch the mashup, see how many flicks you recognize then head here to see what you got right.
I looked upstream, just in time to see Glyn flick his rod upward.
I think I see relief flick across his features, as it dawns on him again that his case has been won.
It has supplanted the V-option to such an extent that you're more likely to see someone flicking a V in the House of Lords (thank you, Baroness Trumpington) than you are on your local high street.
"One year later, that hack is still crying about how I made his movie distributor pals leave a football game-watching party to see a flick at a film festival!", he wrote.
He compiled the ones that did into a project he called Beyond Caring – a selection of which you can see by flicking through the gallery above.
Oh, and nothing against movies, but for the same price as a couple of tickets to see one flick, you can enjoy a book for a lifetime of reading.
Whether or not fans will still turn out to see the flick is hard to say (hell, even the critically panned Batman v Superman pulled in over $870 million worldwide).
Don't disturb the female if you see her flicking the young away, as they need to be deposited within an hour in order to feed.
