But look at the screaming banner the magazine put atop the page: "I Hate Funds".
Lincoln's political opponents waved banners screaming: "NO VULGAR JOKER FOR PRESIDENT!" Some Union soldiers, crushed by devastating defeat after devastating defeat, moaned that their comrades "are handed over to be butchered" while "Old Abe makes a joke".
The typical effects of reverse culture shock are compounded by flashing light displays synchronized to Gangnam Style, newspaper circulars and web banners screaming "Buy me, buy me!" and scores of sweet and savory indulgences lining kitchen countertops.
The outfits, to be made from recycled fabrics, will obviously look amazing and make me cry with envy into my holey tights, but coming from somebody who likes to end her catwalk shows with huge banners screaming CLIMATE CHANGE, I'm actually a bit disappointed.
"Marcus Garvey Dies in London," screamed the banner headline, and underneath was an obit which said Garvey had died "broke, alone and unpopular".
"It's Isabelle Adjani's last chance," screamed a banner headline in Le Parisien newspaper on the eve of the show's first night last month.
"More scripted shows, more incredible performances," screamed a banner at the presentation last month by the cable channel BET, which has struck ratings gold with scripted comedies and is looking for its first drama project.
"Democracy not Plutocracy" screamed a banner; "Stop the War on Workers" another declared.
Originally spotted on Twitter by American Banker, someone paid for an airplane to fly around Manhattan reportedly near the Standard & Poor's offices with a banner screaming: "THANKS FOR THE DOWNGRADE.
The sense of urgency, however, lagged so far behind my own that it was a marvel I did not invade the conference hall with a banner, screaming: TAKE BACK MALI – YESTERDAY!
