Before engineers scoff into their breakfast, consider that since at least 135,000 urine-diversion toilets are in use in Sweden and that a Swiss aquatic institute did a six-year study of urine separation that found in its favor.
It's a glorious day, you bounce out of bed, scoff a hearty breakfast and head up to the start.
It's a sharp combo of slyly knowing fake-outs and Caligulicious breakfast scoffing that won the Emmy for Outstanding Main Title Design in 2007.
Home-cured gravadlax with scrambled eggs £8.90, a full-on-scoff (the Bistro breakfast) £6.90, mini meze £11.50 for two, 68 Ebrington Street, 01752 313 315, bistro-one.co.uk At the poorer end of town the erstwhile Pannier Market was built circa 1957 as part of the city's post-war reconstruction – after the Luftwaffe flattened the old centre.
It is gloomy business, albeit discussed while scoffing haute cuisine breakfasts, lunches and dinners in Davos' five-star hotels.
I discovered the incredible Sedthee Thai Eatery, vented about the city's anemic branding process, scorned IHOP for its gargantuan breakfasts, scoffed at Glendale Water & Power and sought to help others by shedding a light upon issues that have had a personal affect on my own life.
If Buddy the Elf can scoff cold spaghetti and syrup for breakfast then my children can suspend their disbelief and get lost in the world of Christmas fantasy too.
"People may still scoff at online video, but this is a real business now," he said over breakfast recently.
People who are skeptical of the enterprise might scoff at the idea that IV treatments can mend you any faster than a diner breakfast and coffee, or they might balk at the absurd price tag.
After Breakfast the BBC segued into an all-you-can-eat Olympic buffet, dishing up, via its red button, six groaning banquet tables of mixed Olympic scoff.
